bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

iguanamouth:

people giggling is pretty cute by itself but when someone that youre attracted to starts giggling it could extinguish a million stars and topple nations with the force of the power unleashed

zacks13incher:

zackisontumblr:

gnarly:

rumor has it that tumblr user zackisontumblr has a 13 incher :o

leave me and my 13 incher alone!

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal)

laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

image

(Source: averagefairy)


intensional:

thecarnalstate:

spoon-chan:

whats even happening in this

nice

hot

(Source: willlaren)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life.
Robert Polito (via bringmjolnir)

(Source: metaphorformetaphor)