bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you.
DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON
i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
award winning author