saepphire:

(Source: doodooprincess)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka)

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

iguanamouth:

people giggling is pretty cute by itself but when someone that youre attracted to starts giggling it could extinguish a million stars and topple nations with the force of the power unleashed